Dear Knorr's Mutton and Vegetable Soup Packet,

I made you as a sauce to put over my leftover pasta. That was about two hours ago. And I still want to vom. I guess it's my fault really. I didn't read the signs. Sign number one: You're powdered soup. Sign number two: You're mutton flavored. Sign number three: I bought you from the same store as my "tangy" mayo.

That's the last time I'm going to think to myself "You should be more adventurous" in a grocery store.

Ugh,
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