Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Dear Seafood Restaurant,

I'm always up for trying new things. Which is why when I saw a horshoe crab on your table of fresh seafood I gave it a go. It didn't look so bad when it still looked like this:




Turns out? It was the most barf-inducing meal I've ever had. The first clue was when it came out looking like this:



Which should have warned me that it was going to taste like this:



If you gave me a choice between taking another bite of that and voluntarily re-infesting my head with lice-- I would choose the latter. Yes, it was that gross. Just thinking about it makes me want to vom.

GROSS,
r

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