Dear Theif,

Preeeetty ballsyyy of you to come into the bungalow and snatch our stuff while we were all still in there sleeping! But also, I'm confused. I can understand why you stole all my US dollars and my friend's wallet. I CAN'T understand why you stole my head lice comb, my toiletries bag, and the LID to my travel soap dish.

So so confused,
r