Dear Kenyan Grandmother,
Remember when I put lotion on my face and chapstick on my lips and then rode in the back of a truck on a dusty road and got that shiz stuck all over my face? And then remember when you rubbed all of the dirt off by manhandling my entire face with the fabric of your skirt? Like you were rubbing food off the face of a one-year old child that hasn't quite learned where their mouth is yet.
I kind of loved it,
r
Remember when I put lotion on my face and chapstick on my lips and then rode in the back of a truck on a dusty road and got that shiz stuck all over my face? And then remember when you rubbed all of the dirt off by manhandling my entire face with the fabric of your skirt? Like you were rubbing food off the face of a one-year old child that hasn't quite learned where their mouth is yet.
I kind of loved it,
r
Dear Rachel,
ReplyDeleteI seriously love this and every time I read it I laugh my ass off and say "YES." Seriously da bomb dot com.
-Andrea