Dear Small boy who followed me on my walk,

I guess maybe you thought I was in a hurry to get somewhere awesome. The look on your face when I suddenly turned around in the middle of nowhere after 4km...

Normally I'd say you're welcome for the exercise. But I'm not gonna lie, you look like you've exercised enough.

-r

P.S. When I watched you walk away from me I noticed this one small thing: you have a hole in the back of your shorts. A hole the size of your entire right butt cheek. You may already be aware (due to the draftiness). But I just wanted to let you know. Just in case.