Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Dear Meat Pie,

Bastard! If I wanted to vomit all night I would have eaten that onion that’s been in my fridge for far too long. You used to be so good to me. What happened? I don’t think you can win my trust back this time, buddy.

So long,
r

2 comments:

  1. I NEVER trusted those damn meat pies!!! Didn't I tell you?! I said, "Nope...I don't wanna get sick..."

    You - "You won't get sick. Seriously. They're sooo good."

    HA!

    ~J

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  2. Two words. Sweeney Todd.

    Rent it. Or can you not do that in Africa?

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