Dear Restaurant I ate breakfast in this morning,

I know I said I was going to start eating better this last month of our trip (I've got weddings to look great for, baby!) but I know YOU didn't know that. So when I asked for a side of bacon with my fruit and yogurt (I know, I know-- bacon isn't really diet-friendly... but bacon is NEVER on my "Do Not Eat" list. In fact it's the only thing that's permanently on my "Eat as much as you can of" list.)... Ugh, I'm getting off track (and not even completing sentences)...

My point is this: YOU ONLY BROUGHT ME ONE SLICE OF BACON?! Also, I realize that's a question and not a point. I get flustered when I talk about something I'm so passionate about. What was I saying?

God I love bacon,
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